In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.
On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.
To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.
#1 All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough
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#2 Virgin Mary Strikes Again
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#3 Blaming Young People For Being Triggered
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#4 What Is This New Email You Speak Of?
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#5 Ah, Yes, $4k Rent
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#6 She Doesn't Know What's Coming
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#7 My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping
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#8 Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts
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#9 Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now
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#10 Prove Me Wrong, Gladly
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#11 Yikes
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#12 I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is
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#13 Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says
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#14 My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold
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#15 The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch
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#16 Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works
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#17 Excuse Me?
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#18 So Penguins Are Mammals Now
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#19 Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive
My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).
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#20 Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte
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#21 Every Job Should Be Appreciated
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#22 Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest
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#23 Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks
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#24 "Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"
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#25 She Got Him
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#26 An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge
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#27 Blood Is Blue, Apparently
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#28 Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him
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#29 When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This
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#30 Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother
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#31 Lesson Learned
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#32 For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film
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#33 Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"
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#34 It's Just Sad
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#35 Science Is Too Hard
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#36 A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight
My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.
I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.
Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.
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#37 This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits
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#38 You're
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#39 Synonyms
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#40 Finally Found One
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#41 The Amount Of Likes Is Scary
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#42 I Have No Words
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#43 The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome
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#44 $15 Tacos
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#45 The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will
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#46 Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots
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#47 Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies
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#48 The Entitlement Is Strong With This One
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#49 Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone
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#50 Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth
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#51 Wait, What?
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#52 Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music
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#53 Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?
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#54 An Honest Mistake
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#55 Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight
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#56 What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt
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#57 "How To Fix It?"
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#58 Scissors Of Satan
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#59 My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns
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#60 Mom Needs To Go Back To School
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#61 Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most
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#62 Judging A Book By Its Cover
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#63 Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?
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#64 Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member
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#65 Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It
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#66 Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?
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#67 That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess
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#68 Just Accept Him
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#69 Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American
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#70 Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge
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#71 And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?
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#72 What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?
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#73 He Really Said That With His Whole Chest
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#74 There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't
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#75 Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle
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#76 This Is Actually Insane
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#77 Georgia
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#78 And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?
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#79 Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree
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#80 Good Math Skills Are Hard To Come By
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#81 Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child
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#82 Truly, One Of The Dumbest People
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#83 I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb
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#84 "He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"
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#85 What Do You Expect Them To Do?
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#86 Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles
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#87 Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?
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#88 Americans Are Also Europeans
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#89 This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours
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