120 Times Bumble Conversations Took Such An Unexpected Turn, People Had To Share Them On This Online Group


Online dating is like navigating a minefield without a metal detector. Sure, it's possible to beat it. But the chances of you making it to the other side in one piece are slim.


To illustrate just how chaotic this journey can be, we at Bored Panda decided to take a deep dive into the subreddit r/Bumble.


As you probably can guess, its members share content that comes from the app of the same name. Good and bad. Some hit it off with a complete stranger in just a few messages while others click 'Unmatch' even faster.


Continue scrolling to check out some of the most surprising posts we found on the subreddit!


#1 Smooth


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#2 Funniest Thing I Read Today


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#3 Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol


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#4 Google? No, Bing


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#5 Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!


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#6 She Still Hasn’t Responded


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#7 This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me


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#8 Fastest Relationship To Date


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#9 I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right


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#10 I Don't Think I'm Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?


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#11 He Unmatched


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#12 It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message


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#13 "Too Much?"


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#14 Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best


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#15 I Think I’ve Peaked


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#16 Think I Scared Her Off?


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#17 Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter


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#18 Ironic


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#19 Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad


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#20 May Have Saved A Life Today


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#21 Got Unmatched


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#22 A Legend Was Born


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#23 Hey


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#24 That’s How Ya Do It Folks


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#25 May You Have Much Fortune In The Future


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#26 This Belongs Here Too


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#27 That Check Out


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#28 The Perfect Person Doesn't Exi--


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#29 2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand


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#30 Whoops


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#31 I’m Just Being Honest


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#32 Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After - Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates


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#33 So The “Say Hello!” Button Is Not Reliable Guys. Needless To Say, He Didn’t Reply


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#34 How Have You Made It This Far?


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#35 It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena


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#36 Netflix And Chill Is So Last Season. Taking It To A Whole ‘Nother Level


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#37 Two Days Back On Bumble And I’ve Deleted This S**t Already


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#38 I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun


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#39 I’m Sure That’s What He Meant


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#40 I'm 5'4" Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance


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#41 Not Sure I'm Going To Get A Response, To Be Honest


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#42 He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It


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#43 I Wish I Was This Good At Conversations


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#44 I Think She’s A Keeper


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#45 He Then Proceeded To Unmatch Me. I’m Not Meant For The Streets


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#46 Hey, I’m Looking For Syndey


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#47 Melted My Heart


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#48 Welp


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#49 Red Flags Out On Display


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#50 Cash App


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#51 Found This Gem And Had To Share It


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#52 I'm Gonna Say He's Had A Rough Time On Here


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#53 I Have No Words


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#54 Told My Friend To Try Bumble For The First Time And She Sends Me This Later


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#55 I Used To Ghost People, But Now I’m Taking The Much Better Approach When I’m Not Interested In Someone


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#56 Man Of Your Dreams


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#57 Gee. Thanks For Rubbing It In


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#58 This Happened Yesterday And Got Me Thinking: Do You Guys Not Usually Get Compliments?


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#59 Didn't Expect This Response


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#60 Maybe This One Was A Little Too Much


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#61 Dodged A Bullet. Phew!


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#62 What It Says vs. What It Means


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#63 Hard To Please


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#64 Most Definitely


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#65 Saw This While Scrolling And It Gave Me A Bit Of An Existential Crisis


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#66 This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me


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#67 Chatting On Dating Apps Be Like


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#68 The Most Wholesome Bio


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#69 A Hershey's Chocolate Bar


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#70 His Bio Said, "Ask Me Why I Swiped Right On You And I'll Tell You A Secret"


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#71 I'm Trying Guys, I'm Trying


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#72 The Stakes Were High


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#73 Gave Me A Chuckle


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#74 Think I Sealed My Own Fate Here


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#75 You Guys Are Getting Messages!?


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#76 I Should Have Stuck With "Hey"


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#77 From Personal Experience


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#78 Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst


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#79 He Knows What He Wants


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#80 I Have To Watch My Vocabulary Now?!


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#81 Schrodinger’s Bio These Days


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#82 Bumble Has Got To Chill On The Savagery


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#83 Drinking Is Really Important To Some People


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#84 He Moved Quickly


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#85 That’s What She Said


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#86 No Reply Was Received


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#87 Out Here Teaching Women How To Use Bumble


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#88 Day 1 With Bumble Isn’t Going Very Well


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#89 Fruit Snacks?


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#90 She Seems Nice. Also Wants You To Message First


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#91 The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty


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#92 Cream Pies


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#93 Why???


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#94 She's Right, But Did She Have To Call Me Out Like This?


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#95 Possibly The Greatest Compliment I’ve Ever Received


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#96 Time To Mix Things Up


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#97 I'm 24m, I'm Getting Too Old For This. I Guess I Dodged A Bullet With Her Though


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#98 After Too Many One Word Replies


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#99 It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes


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#100 I Can't Do This Anymore


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#101 I Definitely Wasn't Expecting That


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#102 Bumble And Religion A Thing?


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#103 I'm Back In Business, Boys


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#104 How Long Before He Unmatches


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#105 Interesting Ice Breaker


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#106 Now What


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#107 6’3?


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#108 Oh My


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#109 Ma’am, This Is Bumble


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#110 Orange You Glad You Didn't Reply!


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#111 Oh I See


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#112 Lol Tea


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#113 My Best Work!


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#114 How Do Women Miss They’re Supposed To Start The Conversation?!?


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#115 She Sent Me A Survey So I Wouldn’t “Waste [her] Time”


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#116 I Appreciate These Much More Than Some Women May Think


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#117 400 Iq Play


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#118 How To Get Unmatched In 2 Seconds — A Message I Received Before I Met My Current BF


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#119 Women Are Such Hypocrites


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