A lot of us appreciate a good joke, knowing that to make someone laugh is a pretty tough thing to do. Especially when people tend to have a different taste in humor, have different views on a certain matter, or simply don’t know the broader context to understand the joke. There is a thin line between making someone giggle and harshly offending them. And of course, there is no one good recipe on how to make someone laugh. Having this in mind, one Reddit user asked others online to share their one “go-to” joke. The question that received almost 19k upvotes was followed by many hilarious jokes that people were proud to share. Users were quick to reveal some of the short and punny jokes that can put a smile on someone’s face.
Which one of these jokes is your favorite? Maybe you have one of yours that could be added to this list? Don’t forget to leave it in the comments down below!
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#1A farmer looks up and sees his prized sheepdog running toward him.
The sheepdog is panting, and says, "Boss, I did it. It took me all morning, but I finally got all 100 sheep in the barn."
The farmer says, "That's great, but we only have 97 sheep."
The sheepdog says, "Yeah, I know. I rounded them up."
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#2God spoke to John and said, "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
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#3I went to the coffee shop the other day, and the lady behind the counter asked me what I wanted. I said "Give me your mildest roast".
She looked at me for a moment and said "You have the most average ears".
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#4i told my girlfriend she draws her eyebrows on too high. she looked surprised.
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#5Don't know if that will translate into English lol
Do you have anything to drink? - I have water. -Do you have anything harder? -Ice
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#6What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
I don't know either, but they're awake all night wondering if there is a dog
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#7I keep confusing the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza", and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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#8Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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#9My ex-wife still misses me
But her aim is getting better
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#10What's red and bad for your teeth?
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#11A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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#12A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "what's a steering wheel doing in your pants?" And the pirate says "It's driving me nuts!"
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#13Why did the old man fall down into the well? Cuz he couldn't see that well.
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#14My favorite joke of all time in the history of forever.
What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener.
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#15Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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#16A man walks into a zoo.
There's only one dog in it.
It's a shih tzu.
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#17What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steamroller?
They became Flatman and Ribbon.
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#18I dont trust Elevators.
I am taking steps to avoid them.
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#19What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back.
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#20What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say “Hey you, get off of my cloud” and a Scotsman says “Hey Mcloud, get off of my ewe.”
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#21What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam.
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#22Do you know what is the opposite of lady fingers?
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#23A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a doctor, and a lawyer all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, what is this, a joke?"
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#24Where did the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
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#25Two drums and cymbals fell off a cliff.
Bah dum tish!
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#26What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and poorly dressed one on a bicycle?
Attire (a tire)
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#27What do you call a fish with eight eyes? Fiiiiiiiish
#28Why do ducks have feathers? To hide their buttquacks
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#29Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Pepperwater makes them sneeze.
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#30How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh Prints.
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#31Where does a bee go to use the bathroom?
To the BP station.
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#32What's a cowboys favorite car? Many people say it's a bronco, but it's actually an Audi, pardner
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#33How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty
#34Why did the man at the can crushing factory quit?
Because it was soda pressing!
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#35what kind of flowers grow under your nose?
#36I sold my soul to the devil for a sandwich and a bag of crisps.
It was a pact lunch.
#37Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.
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#38What kind of overalls do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim Denim Denim
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