People often try to sell the most bizarre and hilarious items online, but it doesn’t stop there—they also charge outrageous prices. A prime spot to find these peculiar and overpriced listings is the subreddit r/DelusionalCraigslist.
From services like turning your ex’s street into a drag strip to a $5000 onion ring, they have a collection of some of the craziest Craigslist ads out there. So, whether you're in the market for something intriguing or just looking for a good laugh, scroll down and enjoy these absurd internet marketplace ads. And be sure to check out our interview with jewelry designer Mridu Jain, who offers her insights on the quirky things that tend to sell well.
#1 Beware Of Log
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#2 Is This A Thing Now? Selling Used Fake Nails?
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#3 Can I Interest You In Some 28 Year Old Home Canned Veggies From A Stranger’s Garage?
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#4 Is This Delusional Or Fairly Priced?
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#5 Totally Worth It
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#6 I Love The Artists Who Sell Work On FB Marketplace
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#7 I Checked Her Other Listings, She Is Not Joking
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#8 Just Cooked On A Sunday Evening
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#9 It’s Cursed As Hell, And Made Me Laugh So Hard
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#10 Didn’t Know Pvc Sheets Were A Thing, To Me These Look Like Garbage Bags $80
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#11 I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This Monstrosity
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#12 I Mean, It’s Only $4500
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#13 Delusional? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely
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#14 On FB
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#15 Will The Seller At Least Help Dig It Out?
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#16 This $400k House
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#17 The Word "Vintage" Always Multiplies The Value
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#18 Any Wealthy Women Want To Take Me Shopping ? Nothing Gay!
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#19 The Most Delusional Post I’ve Ever Seen
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#20 $5000 For A Dirty Shoe
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#21 I Am New Here And I Know I’ll Never Top My Inaugural Post. Behold This Week’s Find!
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#22 A Used Cardboard Box For $100
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#23 I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This
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#24 Buy My Massive 12 Year-Old TV For The Same Price As A New One
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#25 What A Steal!
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#26 Saw This For Sale In My Area, I Hope It's A Joke. But, I've Seen Similar Posts On Our Local FB Groups So Hard To Say
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#27 Recent Find
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#28 I'm Pretty Sure This Ship Has Already Sailed And Sunk
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#29 Should Be Incinerated In A Fire, But They Want $300 Obo For It
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#30 “Scandinavian Teak” AKA “Particle Board Garbage” $500
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#31 Would You Be Interested In Becoming The Proud Owner Of 73 Thousand Liters Of Helicopter Fuel :d
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#32 Home Sweet Home
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#33 Life Is A Highway
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#34 I’m Genuinely Curious If This Is Delusional Or Reasonable?
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#35 Thanks, Obama
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#36 Pay Me So I Can Spy On You All Night!
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#37 This Has To Be Money Laundering, Right?
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#38 Do A Few Thousand Dollars Worth Of Work And You Can Keep The Wood!!! What A Deal!
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#39 Another Case Of People Thinking Disney VHS Tapes Have Value
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#40 What Is This Insane Assemblage Of Stuff?
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#41 High Quality Portraits
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#42 Completely Delusional
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#43 I Have So Many Questions
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#44 Ah Yes 1500 For A S****y Laptop. Great Deal
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#45 Original Volpix Pokemon Card. On Sale For A Steal!
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#46 What A Steal At Only 150 Instead Of 800 Brand New
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#47 What A Steal
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#48 Cyberpunk 2077 (2020)
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#49 Straight Outta A Middle School Art Class
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#50 "The Screen Is Like New, Only The Panel Is Broken"
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#51 I'm Sorry What
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#52 Who Wants A 15 Year Old Mac For The Low Price Of $400?
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#53 Hawk Tuah Autograph Only 250$
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#54 Saling His Couch
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#55 Bike Underwater For Sale
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#56 Rice Cooker For Sale. Near Mint. Maybe If That Means It Includes Minty Colored Mold
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#57 Going Ham
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#58 For Sale: My Chore
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#59 $100…. Per Hour?!
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#60 These Lease-To-Own Companies Are Something Else. $2,500 For A Playstation VR2 In Payments Or You Can "Save" By Paying Cash For "Only" $1,500. They Retail For $550
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#61 "Cash Only, No Refunds"
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#62 Only $300 For A Box Fan And A Tote Full Of Ice
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#63 Totally Normal And Not Weird Activity
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#64 27 Miles To Regret Has To Be A Record
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#65 I Once Sold A Solid Oak Dresser For $20
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#66 Batteries? What Are Those?
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#67 "Probably Needs A Battery"
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#68 They're Having Trouble Selling This Double-Priced Monstrosity
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#69 Randomly Found Fossil For The Low Low Price Of 800!
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#70 Fun To Collect And Hold
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#71 What’s Inside The Box?
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#72 Deal Of A Life Time
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#73 Still Has A Lot Of Life!
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#74 Trying To Sell A Peloton For $1,000 More Than Msrp On Facebook
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#75 Pay Me To Haul Off My Mosquito Love Pit
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#76 $800 To Take My Couch To The Dump
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