99 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre


Whoever said you can't time travel clearly has not stumbled upon Jess's Instagram page, "Weird Old Food." With a hefty collection of vintage cookbooks at her fingertips, Jess takes us way back, serving up photos of rather interesting recipes that might make you go, "Wait, people actually ate that?"


The charm of "Weird Old Food" lies in the mystery, with Jess sharing just enough to keep her followers intrigued and staying tuned for more. Each post reveals a scanned snapshot of a dish from the vintage cookbooks she owns, and the bare essentials—just the name of the dish, the year, and the cookbook it's pulled from. However, looking past all that, this page isn't just about the food itself, rather it’s a collection of the strange and quirky culinary trends of the past.


#1 Salmon In Bladder Of Pork (Loving French Cuisine, 1995)


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#2 Shrimp Cucumber Aspic (Southern Living 1983 Annual Recipes)


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#3 Piped Clown (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)


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#4 Spaghetti Ring Florentine (Better Homes And Gardens 1988 Best-Recipes Yearbook)


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#5 Ducklings Afloat On A Pond Cake (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)


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#6 Shrimp Tree With Curry Sauce (Great Recipes Of The World)


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#7 Ham Buffet Mold (Campbell’s Great Restaurant Cookbook, U.s.a.)


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#8 Soup On The Rocks (Campbell’s Soup Ad, 1956)


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#9 Rag Doll Cake (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)


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#10 Hard Sauce Clowns (How To Have The Most Fun With Cake Mixes)


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#11 Cold Glazed Salmon (Gourmet Magazine, 1964)


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#12 Shrimps In Aspic (Grand Diplome Cooking Course, Volume 8, 1972)


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#13 Cherry Ribbon Lemon Jelly, Zabaglione, Apricots In Cointreau (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)


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#14 Sparkly Brittle (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 4, 1972)


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#15 Rhapsody In Blue Wedding Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)


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#16 Fun At The Fair Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)


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#17 Lobster Salad Heligoland (Gourmet’s Old Vienna Cookbook, 1959)


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#18 Molded Egg Salad (Betty Crocker’s Smart Cook, 1988)


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#19 Nursery Rhyme Cake (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)


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#20 Lemon Dill Shrimp Mold (Wilton Entertaining Appetizers To Desserts, 1994)


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#21 Lithuanian Christmas Eve Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)


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#22 Party Dress (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)


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#23 Cranberry Confetti Pie (Better Homes And Gardens Five Seasons Cranberry Book, 1971)


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#24 Rice And Salmon Mould (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)


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#25 Fillet Of Sole Au Faygo (Faygo Award Winning Recipes)


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#26 Sea Dream (Joys Of Jello, 1963)


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#27 Sugar Plum Tree And Jaunty Jack-In-The-Box (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)


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#28 Living’ It Up Alf Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)


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#29 Golden Gate Saucy Burgers With Spaghetti Topping (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 3, 1972)


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#30 Hunk-A-Hunk Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)


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#31 Champagne Buffet (The Big Beautiful Book Of Hors D’oeuvres, 1980)


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#32 Stuffed Flank-Steak Roll (Time Life Illustrated Library Of Cooking: Appetizers, Beef, Breads And Rolls, Breakfast Quick Breads, 1969)


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#33 Cucumber Cottage Cheese (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)


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#34 Summer Day Salad (Holiday Cooking For Kids, 1982)


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#35 Molded Candy (The Fantasy Of Molds By Wilton, 1974)


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#36 This Little Pig (Better Homes And Gardens Kids’ Snacks, 1986)


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#37 Golden Fruit ‘N Faygo Chicken (Faygo Award Winning Recipes)


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#38 Frankfurter Crown With Kraut (34 Selected Recipes For Delicious Dishes And Dinners With Kraut)


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#39 Fruit-Cottage Cheese Sparkle (The Jell-O Pages, 1987)


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#40 Sundae Steamboats (Betty Crocker’s Cookbook For Boys And Girls, 1976)


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#41 Sandwich House (The Best Of Sainsbury’s Entertaining, 1993)


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#42 Whole Fish In Aspic (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)


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#43 Portrait Of A Cowboy Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)


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#44 Limber Up Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)


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#45 Bundle Of Joy Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)


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#46 Party Time Ring Mold (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)


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#47 Sugar Cube Castle (Holiday Cookies, Sweets, Appetizers And Meals, 1986)


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#48 Viennese Devils (Betty Crocker’s Festive Fixin’s With A Foreign Flair, 1964)


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#49 Winter Doll Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating)


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#50 Clown Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)


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#51 Salmon Mousse In Aspic (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 6, 1972)


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#52 Tuna And Salmon Mold (Woman’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery Volume 10, 1966)


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#53 Fruit-Salad Linguine (Better Homes And Gardens Pasta, 1983)


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#54 Golden Hen (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)


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#55 Chutney Aspic (Trader Vic’s Pacific Island Cookbook, 1968)


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#56 Noodle Ring (The Good Housekeeping Illustrated Cookbook, 1980)


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#57 Ham Steak With Raisin Sauce (Fast And Flavorful New Food Processor Recipes, 1985)


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#58 Cereal Christmas Trees (Betty Crocker’s Cook Book, 1972)


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#59 Cream Puff Christmas Tree (Betty Crocker’s Festive Fixin’s With A Foreign Flair, 1964)


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#60 Funny Face Hamburgers (Pillsbury’s Bake Off Main Dish Cook Book, 1968)


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#61 Candy-Peanut Rocket Cake (Better Homes And Garden Holidays And Special Days, 1959)


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#62 Grasshopper Pie (Better Homes And Gardens Encyclopedia Of Cooking 8, 1970)


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#63 Eager Beaver (Wilton Yearbook 1980 Cake Decorating, 1980)


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#64 Brain Salad With Cream Dressing (The Good Cook Salads, 1980)


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#65 Sweet ‘N’ Sour Beet Soup (Better Homes And Gardens 1988 Best-Recipes Yearbook)


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#66 Easter Lamb Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)


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#67 Cover: Frankie’s Keener Wiener Cookbook, 1968


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#68 Rock-A-Bye Cake (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)


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#69 Holiday Treats (Perfect Endings, 1962)


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#70 Meringue Swans (The Dessert Lover’s Cookbook, 1985)


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#71 Shower Flower Garden (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)


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#72 Party Sandwich Loaf (Betty Crocker’s Dinner In A Dish, 1970


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#73 Domed Cauliflower-Broccoli Duo (Victory Garden Cookbook, 1982)


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#74 Petals ‘N Pickles (Betty Crocker’s Cook Book, 1972)


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#75 Buckeroo Boot (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)


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#76 Sweethearts Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)


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#77 Lettuce-Wrapped And Stuffed Fillets Of Fish (Victory Garden Cookbook, 1982)


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#78 Rice Cake S’mores (Better Homes And Gardens Fast-Fixin’ Kids Recipes, 1988)l


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#79 Jack-O-Lantern Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)


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#80 Flaming Peach Jubilee Cake (How To Have The Most Fun With Cake Mixes)


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#81 Stuffed Onions (Microwaving Fruits And Vegetables, 1981)


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#82 Busy Bunny In His Easter Suit (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)


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#83 Mint Balloon Cake (Better Homes And Garden Holidays And Special Days, 1959)


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#84 Salmon Mousse (Cookery For Entertaining, 1979)


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#85 Holiday Orange Pudding (Foodarama Party Book, 1959)


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#86 Green Crystal Pulled Sugar Basket (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1977)


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#87 Shrimp Sandwich (Open Sandwiches And Cold Lunches, 1949)


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#88 A Howling Good Time (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)


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#89 Cornucopia Cake (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)


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#90 The Party Tree (Great Recipes Of The World Magazine, 1983)


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#91 Cucumber Rose (The Fine Art Of Garnishing, 1982)


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#92 Cheese-Pate Pineapple (Mccall’s Cocktail-Time Cookbook, 1974)


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#93 A Merriment Of Elves (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)


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#94 Tutti-Frutti Ice Sparkle (Better Homes And Gardens Junior Cook Book, 1963)


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#95 Autumn Dolls Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)


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#96 Ready-To-Eat-Meats With Cranberry Sauce (How To Save Money On Meat From Ocean Spray Cranberry Sauce)


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#97 Lovable Leprechaun Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)


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#98 Ham And Egg Tower (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 14, 1972)


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#99 Pot O’ Gold Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)


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