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Insults should be clever, subtle, maybe even a bit quirky, and certainly unexpected. That's when they truly hit hard, outdoing any standard, commonplace insult. If you're going to dish it out, it should be done with flair.

This is exactly the niche that subreddits like r/OddlyAccurateInsults and r/rareinsults fill. These online communities showcase exceptionally clever insults, often astonishingly precise. They're so spot-on that they might just leave you speechless, either from sheer astonishment or uncontrollable laughter.

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1. Ouch That Must've Hurt

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2. The Best One From This Thread

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3. Return To Sender

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4. Time For A Career Change

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5. You Are The Reason They Stay Home

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6. 10/10 For The Burn

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7. Uni Life

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8. They Aren't Wrong

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9. Shoot Like A Girl

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10. Pretty Good One

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11. On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

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12. Holding Up The Past

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13. Everything Is Accurate Here Lol

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14. Zoinks

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15. Grandma Is This True?

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16. Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

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17. Now That's A Lot Of Damage

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18. Damn This Is Hard

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19. She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

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20. I Can Hear The Sound

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21. Gas Station Level Basic!

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22. The First Rare Insult

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23. Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here

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24. Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

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25. Olsen Twins Prophecy

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26. Resting Bitch Face

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27. Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla

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28. I'd Go To That Rehab

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29. Mariah The Savage

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30. That Face Of Regret

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31. The Ring Gauntlet

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32. Oof

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33. Thats Not A Dog

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34. Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

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35. Damn He Got Roasted

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36. You Get What You Fu*king Deserve

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37. They Aren't Wrong

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38. Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

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39. Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord

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40. Default Skin

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41. Long Holster

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42. Not Really An Insult But Unique

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43. Karen's Gone Bad4

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4. Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

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45. Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger

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46. Those Rascals Are At It Again

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47. France Is Garbage

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48. Uncalled For. Unprovoked

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49. To Infinity And Beyond

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50. Lmao

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