“Toenail Clipping Art”: 90 Of The Creepiest Things People Tried To Sell Online


Online shopping platforms and marketplaces have opened up a whole new fun and easy way to buy almost anything your heart desires, without having to traipse through a whole bunch of malls and stores. From household goods, to gadgets, clothes, cars, and plants, you can find it all under one world wide web proverbial “roof”.


While there are some super cool deals, there are also a few items that are bound to stop you in your tracks and leave you wondering WHY anyone would own something like that, let alone try to sell it. We’re talking about things like 100 loose human teeth, super scary dolls, and creepy decor that can best be described as sleep paralysis demons.


Bored Panda has braved the depths of the weird and wonderful web to compile a list of some of the most disturbing objects we could find for sale. Some look like they could have come straight off the set of a horror movie, while others might have been found in the dark, dusty attic of a haunted house.


#1 This Thing For Sale On Craigslist. The Description Makes It Even More Confusing


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#2 Apparently Furbies Weren't Creepy Enough


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#3 Scrolled Past This Horror On My Local Facebook Market


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#4 Burn It. Burn It Now Before The Curse Takes Hold!


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#5 $40 For Your Very Own Sleep Paralysis Demon


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#6 With The Movie Coming Out They Finally Found Their Chance


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#7 Facebook Marketplace Is A Gold Mine. This Lovely Thing Is $200


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#8 Heil Spez And His Man Made Horrors Beyond Comprehension


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#9 Some Kind Of Double Wide Rat Doll Thing


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#10 "Garden Decor" For Sale On Fb Marketplace


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#11 Great! I Always Wanted A Sleep Paralysis Demon In A Terrarium


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#12 This Fb Marketplace Listing


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#13 $20 For Old Doll Head Found While Hiking


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#14 Harry Potter, But With Human Teeth Instead Of Glasses


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#15 My Fiancée Sent This To Me And I Couldn’t Help But Feel It Belonged Here


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#16 Campbell Soup Boy


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#17 Just What I Always Wanted, And Such A Reasonable Price Too


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#18 Will Make A Good Chair For Someone Who Knows How To Restore It. 25$ No Low Ball Offers


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#19 Thanks, I Hate Toenail Clipping "Art"


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#20 These "Garden Ornaments" My Girlfriend Found On Facebook Marketplace


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#21 This Facebook Post Will Be Haunting My Dreams With A Ruler


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#22 Not Haunted


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#23 Vintage Michael Jackson Rubber Halloween Mask


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#24 Well That's A Little Creepy


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#25 Cicada Shell Wreath


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#26 Spotted By A Friend On Marketplace. At Least It’s On Sale?


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#27 From Facebook Market Place


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#28 Straight Up Just Teeth


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#29 Wtf Facebook Marketplace


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#30 Thanks, I Hate Facebook Marketplace


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#31 Just Found A Nick Cage Octopus. You’re Welcome


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#32 This Absolute Nightmare Fuel Found On Fb Marketplace


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#33 "No Lowballs I Know What I've Got"


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#34 Haul Away A Collosal Mountain Of Trash For Him. It'll Only Cost You $1000


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#35 Saw This Vintage Santa Decoration With Light Up Eyes On Marketplace


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#36 Yikes


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#37 This Bike Seat I Found On Facebook Marketplace Listed For 20$


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#38 This Real Advertisement On My Local Facebook Marketplace


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#39 Clg


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#40 This Doll That Popped Up On My Fb Marketplace Page


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#41 You Never Disappoint Facebook Marketplace


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#42 Nightmare Fuel! Get Your Nightmare Fuel Here!


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#43 Absolutely Horrifying


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#44 Found In Ct On Facebook


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#45 Found On Facebook Marketplace


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#46 Tooth Ring


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#47 The Stuff Of Nightmares


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#48 This Seems To Be Taking A Long Time To Sell. Wonder Why


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#49 Love This Fb Group


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#50 Found In Facebook Marketplace


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#51 This Facebook Marketplace Ad


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#52 This Doll On Facebook Marketplace


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#53 Catch And Release And Run And Hide. Scary Footstool!


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#54 "Found On Craigslist..." Containment Necessary?


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#55 That's Exactly What A Haunted Piano Would Say


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#56 Condolences. Heil Spez


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#57 Y,gh


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#58 Yfl


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#59 Local Characters, You Say?!?! Rare, You Say?


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#60 Creepy 12' Tall Elvis Head


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#61 Seashell Jordans


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#62 The Seller Seems Just As Confused As I Am


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#63 I Found This On A Facebook Page Where People Sell 4 Wheel Drive Vehicles


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#64 Absolutely Terrifying


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#65 Blursed Gaming Chair


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#66 Really Pulls The Room Together


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#67 Now You Too Can Enjoy Your Own Creepy Baby. Only $50


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#68 Pay Me To Remove This From My House


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#69 The Hair Is Probably More Unsettling Than The Rest Of It


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#70 51?


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#71 Pay Me To Be My Exterminator?


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#72 Slightly Used


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#73 I'd Have To Pay 40 Bucks For This Pos And Go Pick It Up?


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#74 Thinking About Getting The Kids A New Toy


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#75 Found On My Local Buy/ Sell Page, “For That Special Someone”


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#76 “When Lit, Illuminates Fetus”


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#77 I Don't Remember This Part In Silent Hill


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#78 Death In A Bathroom Via Craigslist


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#79 Saw These “Custom” Air Forces On Facebook Marketplace


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#80 Someone Posted This Hair Clip For Sale On Facebook Marketplace. It Looks Like Maggots Or Teeth To Me


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#81 This Was Listed On Facebook Marketplace


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#82 This Not Not Haunted Dresser On Facebook Marketplace: “Some May Say The Way The Wood Formed Presents A Haunted Face, But It Is Not Haunted And I Think It Adds Character.”


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#83 Found On Facebook Marketplace Near Me


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#84 These Plates Were Terrifying


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#85 Know No Career Boundaries


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#86 Winters Here, Must Be Why He’s Coffin


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#87 I Keep Finding Creepy Dolls In Facebook Marketplace


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#88 "Very Old Picture Of Jesus" Kinda Scary LOL


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#89 Tbh It’s So Well-Made I Kinda Want It, But It Freaks Me Out


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#90 Buy This Terrifying Approximation Of Someone Else's Terrible Pet


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